LOS ANGELES—Told to pack a bag and practice saying ‘I do’, after she had walked into her fiancé’s office Wednesday, professional bride, Brooke Forrester reportedly expressed surprise in finding out her impending nuptials would take place in just a few days. “I don’t want to wait until my divorce from your sister is finalized nor do I mind being a bigamist for six months before I can legally remarry,” said Spencer, who added that though it may appear on the surface that he was only thinking of his selfish desires he also wanted to support his partner’s great passion for wedding ceremonies.
“I’m hoping for lucky number twelve,” said Spencer, referring to Forrester’s previous eleven nuptials, six of which were to the same man.
I just want to support the things you believe in so strongly.
-Bill Spencer
According to reports, the couple, who almost got married in May 2015—before Forrester learned that Spencer had been unfaithful to her—are evenly matched. Both enjoy classical music, exhibitionism, being despised by others and, a family source verified, crushing the spirit of Forrester’s younger sister, Katie Spencer. “It’s their latest hobby and nothing has brought them closer together than dismissing Katie’s agony as she pretends be okay with her sister marrying her ex-husband.”
At press time, Spencer and Forrester were scouring their calendars to lock in a date for an addendum ceremony to take place after Spencer’s dissolution decree is awarded. Forrester was said to be leaning toward a beach in Malibu, having already been married at the location a few times.
