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Entire Town Rooting For Awkward Couple To Make It Official
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Obsessed Man Predicts Disheveled Brute Will Cause Extensive Suffering
LOS ANGELES--Bursting exuberantly into Forrester Creation’s executive suite where his [...]
Precious Child Divorces Parents Citing Irreconcilable Idiots
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Insecure Man Determined To Undermine Relationship With Whining
LOS ANGELES--Admitting his growing fears that the relationship with the [...]
Fact-Checking The Brash & Sassy Interview
Corporate stooge Cane Ashby of Brash & Sassy sat down [...]
Woman Courts Man By Wearing His Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress
LOS ANGELES—Imploring the lovesick man she has romantic feelings for [...]
Disheveled Brute Relishes Evicting Stepmother From Family Home
LOS ANGELES—Having been summoned by his daughter from his father’s [...]
‘Cursed’ Jabot Elevator Designed To Facilitate Forced Alone Time For Its Riders
GENOA CITY, WI—Grinding to a sudden halt somewhere between the [...]
Under This Portrait Of My Dead Wife, I Thee Wed
LOS ANGELES—In what has reportedly become the most lavishly tragic [...]