LOS ANGELES—Thanks to a misguided belief that wedding ring tattoos ward off lovesick spirits, recently wed couple, Wyatt Spencer and his wife Steffy, have been loathe to spend the bulk of their honeymoon exorcising Mr. Spencer’s half brother from their freshly minted union.
Saying he was done with his sibling’s blatant attempts at stirring up what he prayed were dormant feelings within his wife, the new husband told reporters Tuesday he paid a visit to his brother to set the record straight. “Steffy and I made a commitment to each other and if you want to be in our lives you are going to need to respect that,” said Mr. Spencer who is widely known to gobble up any crumbs that fall from his half-brother’s relationships.
Admitting that though it was hard to come to terms with the freakish circumstances by which all their lives had been upended thanks in part to his own mentally unhinged mother, Mr. Spencer still felt that the time had come to let go of the ridiculous notion of a reconciliation. At Spencer’s command, it was reported that Liam Spencer appeared to openly struggle with the request and that two tears likely rolled down his cheek into his neatly trimmed mustache.
After ushering his wife out of the Malibu home she had once shared with Liam when they were engaged, sources close to the couple claimed that even if Mr. Spencer had his wife’s name and a list of her favorite red wines tattooed all over his face she most likely would find herself falling back in love with his brother Liam. “It’s only a matter of time before the amazing feelings that those two once shared resurface like a bad case of poison Ivy,” explained the source.
