‘Two-Faced Son Of A Bitch’ Happy To Assist With Latest Newman Security Breach
GENOA CITY, WI—Saying he was only seeking to ease the [...]
GCPD Arrests Man For Murder Based On Dead Woman’s Diary Entries
GENOA CITY, WI—Law enforcement officials confirmed Monday that a probe [...]
Crappy Boyfriend Wants To Pick Girlfriend Up From Where He Last Dumped Her
LOS ANGELES—Shifting his gaze nervously to his ex-girlfriend’s exhausted face, [...]
Doctor’s Off-Duty Intrusion Interrupts Precious Booze Time
GENOA CITY, WI—What should have been a quiet, Monday evening [...]
Baby Sits Cooperatively As Parents Hash Out Ways To Divide Him
LOS ANGELES—Coming, at last, to rest at his family’s cozy [...]
Extremely Well Tanned Man Squanders Another Beautiful California Day Bitching About Life
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]LOS ANGELES—Sick and tired of being downsized into nothing more [...]
‘Father’ Confesses To Stealing Grandson And Pawning Him Off As His Own
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]LOS ANGELES—Declaring that the grandchild he stole was happy and [...]
Gauntlet Thrown; Black Sheep Brother Declares War
GENOA CITY, WI—Saying he had had it up to here [...]
Lovesick Spirit Continues To Haunt Newlywed Couple
LOS ANGELES—Thanks to a misguided belief that wedding ring tattoos [...]
Husband At A Loss As To When “Sweet” Wife Morphed Into Backstabbing Bitch
GENOA CITY, WI—Sitting with obvious unease at one of the [...]