Experts: Best Way To Avoid A Demented Mother-In-Law, Don’t Marry Her Son
LOS ANGELES—Responding to her grandfather’s claim that she was using [...]
Old Woman’s Imminent Death Interrupts Son’s Lifelong Plan To Ignore Her
GENOA CITY, W.I.—After stewing in an agitated state for over [...]
As Search For Fugitive Continues, Father Tells Police To Look Under A Pile Of Horse Shit
GENOA CITY, WI—The home of Newman Enterprise founder, Victor Newman [...]
Family Thinks Recovering Booze Bag Dost Protest Too Much
LOS ANGELES—With her ass still smarting from the sensation of [...]
An Insidious Tool Of Seduction: Lemonade And Wacky Hijinks
LOS ANGELES—Keen to capitalize on the only act of kindness [...]
‘Bottom Feeding, Backstabbing Cockroach’ Accused Of Sabotage
Genoa City, W.I.— Would-be groom, Luca Santori, was in the [...]
Report: Men Who Have Sex With Their Brother’s Wife Still Okay To Accept Gifts
Genoa City, W.I.—A new report released Monday by Genoa City [...]
Mother-In-Law From Hell May Have Driven Final Nail Into Shaky Marriage
MONACO—Admitting he was at a total loss to comprehend or [...]
Correction Officer Pretty Sure Romance Is Afoot Between Doctor And Inmate
WALWORTH COUNTY, WI—Saying he was pretty sure some inappropriate shenanigans [...]
Mentally Unhinged Moms Need Love Too, Says Devout Son
LOS ANGELES—After his mother was arrested for allegedly abducting his [...]