LOS ANGELES–Bursting exuberantly into Forrester Creation’s executive suite where his son and fiancée had reportedly just announced to family members their nauseating plans to marry in Sydney, Australia, a bitterly obsessed Bill Spencer lost no time Monday shifting the focus to his frantic need to reclaim the lost love of Brooke Logan. The former purveyor of the famous fashion house’s successful lingerie line, Brooke’s Bedroom had recently abandoned Spencer in favor of reuniting with shabbily dressed brute Ridge Forrester, known in the upper echelon of fashion circles for wearing the same suit every day.
“Mark my words, Brooke, Forrester will make you suffer”, said Spencer, fully aware that he was leaving a slimy trail of malcontent all over what was supposed to be a joyous occasion. “But, don’t you worry. I’ll be here to pick up the pieces after he leaves you broken and shattered in heartbreak hotel.”
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Sources claim that an exasperated Logan once again said she had every intention on going through with her ridiculous plan to marry her ex-husband for the 7th time, “We have come full circle. He is my destiny, and I am his, and you’re going to have to accept that,” said Logan who appeared to have lifted that sentiment right from the pages of a cheesy Harlequin romance novel.
Logan’s mewls of protest was said to have fallen on deaf ears. “I don’t want to see you suffer. But you will. Believe me, you will,” said Spencer alluding to the numerous times Forrester was driven by lust, selfishness and a quest to bed every beautiful ingénue in the city of Los Angeles.
Further reports indicate that as Spencer and Logan volleyed their talking points back and forth neither of them seemed to notice the quick provocative glances that where being shared between Forrester and his father’s wife Quinn.