As we continue with our irksome night at the Forrester Mansion, we find Katie and Eric sitting on the couch. In her ever-so-clumsy way, Katie hints that they’ve been waiting a reaaaaaly long time for Quinn and Ridge to get some damn honey. Then this comes out of her mouth:
“I’m starting to feel like we’re characters in some horror movie—people keep disappearing around us. First Quinn now Ridge.”
I feel like disappearing too. Underneath the floorboards so I don’t have to feel Katie’s bullshit curdle around me. But instead all I can do is look at her in complete confusion. Kinda like this…
I think i’ll name this look, ‘Who Is This Crazy Woman And Why Is She In My Home?’ Ugh! What an insufferable human being!
So while all of this foolishness is going on, Ridge and Quinn are in the kitchen talking about…the usual line items that have become their stock in trade.
She: I feel guilty that I have my perfect marriage and you’re ALL alone. Blah, Blah.
He: I’ll be with Brooke again. I have to believe that. She’s the only woman for me. Blah, Blah.
At some point Quinn touches Ridge’s shoulder and I think he gets an erection which abruptly ends the conversation. What is this vile woman doing to him? He STILL can’t figure it out it seems, but whatever it is he obviously loves it. Look at that face, will ya? Pure ecstasy.
Elsewhere in Bel Air, Brooke is feeding her stallion. She wants to make sure he has all the nutrition he needs for the upcoming ride she has planned. On the menu: the finest sushi and his favorite single malt scotch, and that’s just for appetizers! Wait till I tell you about dessert.
Dinner talk turns to gratitude. Brooke says she’s thankful that Bill kept his faith that Ridge would crush her heart into a million tiny pieces. Bill said he knew that she would come back to him. Not because he can foretell the future, mind you, but because he looked at the numbers: her marrying Ridge and divorcing him on six different occasions equals insanity and a high probability it would happen again.
Brooke initiates phase two of her evening by telling Bill to wait for her downstairs while she gets ready. Her stallion becomes restless and impatient. He wants to be ridden. Now! But Brooke convinces him she needs more time [to get his saddle and bridle ready].
I love the care and thoughtfulness that Brooke puts into her makeup sex sessions. Her attention to details are impeccable. Does this GIF of Brooke and Ridge rolling around in rose petals make you barf? Yeah, me too.
This turns Bill on like you wouldn’t believe. Which is good because Brooke was a total self-absorbed beeyotch for dumping Bill for that disheveled brute.
After unveiling a miniature stallion statue in Bill’s likeness Brooke reveals that she wants to put his hideous sword ring back on her finger. Really girl? They profess their love and just like that we’re hurtled into another marry-me-no-me-no-me-merry-go-round with Brooke, Bill and Ridge. Stay tuned for more of this crap next week folks!
