GENOA CITY, WI—Appearing listless and sullen upon entering the threshold of a small coffee shop he frequents several times a day, police hacker Kevin Fisher was delighted to cross paths Wednesday with his ex-wife so he could continue his crusade to cling desperately to their dried up relationship. “Hey! Who are you writing a text message to, maybe I can help you with it? How’s Bella? Seen any good movies on Netflix recently? Do you wake up every morning thinking of me as I do of you?” the sweaty palmed obsessed man inquired with rapid fire precision that only seemed to increase Mitchell’s discomfort causing her to rise from her table to put some distance between herself and her ex-husband.
Kevin Fisher making things awkward as f*ck.
Witnesses went on to recount that Fisher turned the dial up to ‘Awkward’ when he asked Mitchell once again about her daughter’s paternity despite being told on numerous occasions the subject was off limits.
“Remember when we owned the coffee shop together?” said Fisher attempting in vain to salvage the conversation. It sure would be nice to be like that again; bickering daily over our lack of financial solvency.”
“Sure, we were always struggling to pay our bills, but at least we still had each other.”
-Kevin Fisher
Fisher added that if Mitchell could just hold back her feelings of revulsion toward him then maybe, just maybe they could make another attempt at a relationship. To make the idea more enticing Fisher pledged his kidney for donation if Mitchell or a family member should ever need a donor.
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Genoa City, W.I.— Would-be groom, Luca Santori, was in the midst of churning the stomachs of his fiancée’s family members on Friday when witnesses claim a man by the name of Travis Crawford interrupted his wedding rehearsal thank you speech to accuse him of corporate subterfuge against Newman Enterprises.
“This man you’re about to marry is a bottom feeding, backstabbing cockroach,” said Crawford addressing Summer Newman, Santori’s doltish fiancée, before adding that just three days prior Santori had butted into his new life at sea by contacting him via video chat to falsely claim that Crawford was the primary suspect wanted in relation to a series of attacks on Newman Enterprise’s oil facilities.
Travis Crawford delivers news that probably won’t hold up in a court of law
According to reports it was the declaration Newman’s nauseated loved ones were praying for, especially her mother and father who vehemently protested the marriage and were united in the belief that Santori was lying through his perfectly white teeth.
Having previously wanting to scream and thrash around on the floor in frustration since the night’s festivities began, Phyllis Abbott urged Newman to listen to Crawford’s side of the tale, which unfortunately failed to offer enough compelling evidence to exonerate him of suspicion while casting serious doubt onto her betrothed.
At press time, Newman had abruptly left the event with Santori in tow to slowly grow suspicious of his motives and eventually choke back tears of painful realization that her fiancé is in fact a member of one of the most annoying and adaptable pests on Earth.
Genoa City, W.I.— Would-be groom, Luca Santori, was in the midst of churning the stomachs of his fiancée’s family members on Friday when witnesses claim a man by the name of Travis Crawford interrupted his wedding rehearsal thank you speech to accuse him of corporate subterfuge against Newman Enterprises.
“This man you’re about to marry is a bottom feeding, backstabbing cockroach,” said Crawford addressing Summer Newman, Santori’s doltish fiancée, before adding that just three days prior Santori had butted into his new life at sea by contacting him via video chat to falsely claim that Crawford was the primary suspect wanted in relation to a series of attacks on Newman Enterprise’s oil facilities.
Travis Crawford delivers news that probably won’t hold up in a court of law
According to reports it was the declaration Newman’s nauseated loved ones were praying for, especially her mother and father who vehemently protested the marriage and were united in the belief that Santori was lying through his perfectly white teeth.
Having previously wanting to scream and thrash around on the floor in frustration since the night’s festivities began, Phyllis Abbott urged Newman to listen to Crawford’s side of the tale, which unfortunately failed to offer enough compelling evidence to exonerate him of suspicion while casting serious doubt onto her betrothed.
At press time, Newman had abruptly left the event with Santori in tow to slowly grow suspicious of his motives and eventually choke back tears of painful realization that her fiancé is in fact a member of one of the most annoying and adaptable pests on Earth.
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MONACO—Admitting he was at a total loss to comprehend or explain the lunatic acts of his mother, Wyatt Spencer knelt before his wife in their luxurious hotel room Monday afternoon and pledged that upon their return to Los Angeles he would make sure that his mother would keep her distance from her or anyone with the last name Forrester. “I can’t live without you. You’re the only thing that matters to me,” said the former mama’s boy, justifiably nervous that his wife’s bloodshot eyes meant she had reached her breaking point in their marriage. According to reports Steffy Spencer had forbid her mother-in-law Quinn Fuller from going near anyone in her family. It appears Fuller violated the terms of that decree by have a romantic relationship with Eric Forrester, Spencer’s grandfather.
Earlier that morning witnesses standing outside the Monte-Carlo hotel confirmed to reporters that Spencer saw a woman and her grandfather locked in a passionate embrace. After Forrester departed in a waiting car Spencer approached the woman (whose back was turned and thus not immediately identifiable). Fearing discovery Fuller took off running when she recognized her daughter-in-law’s voice. What came next was a frantic foot chase through the scenic town of Monte Carlo.
“There was a woman chasing another woman in a big hat,” said an onlooker who claims to have witnessed Spence, push her mother-in-law violently to the ground before realizing her true identity.
The two women were then seen in a public park engaged in a screaming match where sources allege an enraged Spencer lost all control when she learned that Fuller had been having sex with her grandfather.
Steffy Spencer trying not to vomit at the thought of her grandfather and Quinn Fuller having sex.
Disgusted by what she had just uncovered Spencer retreated to her hotel room to look out from the balcony with deep sadness. It was there, sources believe, that upon returning Spencer’s husband could immediately feel the hammering vibration of the final nail his mother had just banged into his already shaky relationship. “If this is what you need then this is what you’ll get. Whatever it takes.” said Mr. Spencer before quickly imploring with his wife not to let his brainsick mother interrupt their routine of taking hundreds of pictures and posting them to her many social media accounts.
MONACO—Admitting he was at a total loss to comprehend or explain the lunatic acts of his mother, Wyatt Spencer knelt before his wife in their luxurious hotel room Monday afternoon and pledged that upon their return to Los Angeles he would make sure that his mother would keep her distance from her or anyone with the last name Forrester. “I can’t live without you. You’re the only thing that matters to me,” said the former mama’s boy, justifiably nervous that his wife’s bloodshot eyes meant she had reached her breaking point in their marriage. According to reports Steffy Spencer had forbid her mother-in-law Quinn Fuller from going near anyone in her family. It appears Fuller violated the terms of that decree by have a romantic relationship with Eric Forrester, Spencer’s grandfather.
Earlier that morning witnesses standing outside the Monte-Carlo hotel confirmed to reporters that Spencer saw a woman and her grandfather locked in a passionate embrace. After Forrester departed in a waiting car Spencer approached the woman (whose back was turned and thus not immediately identifiable). Fearing discovery Fuller took off running when she recognized her daughter-in-law’s voice. What came next was a frantic foot chase through the scenic town of Monte Carlo.
“There was a woman chasing another woman in a big hat,” said an onlooker who claims to have witnessed Spence, push her mother-in-law violently to the ground before realizing her true identity.
The two women were then seen in a public park engaged in a screaming match where sources allege an enraged Spencer lost all control when she learned that Fuller had been having sex with her grandfather.
Steffy Spencer trying not to vomit at the thought of her grandfather and Quinn Fuller having sex.
Disgusted by what she had just uncovered Spencer retreated to her hotel room to look out from the balcony with deep sadness. It was there, sources believe, that upon returning Spencer’s husband could immediately feel the hammering vibration of the final nail his mother had just banged into his already shaky relationship. “If this is what you need then this is what you’ll get. Whatever it takes.” said Mr. Spencer before quickly imploring with his wife not to let his brainsick mother interrupt their routine of taking hundreds of pictures and posting them to her many social media accounts.
MONACO—Admitting he was at a total loss to comprehend or explain the lunatic acts of his mother, Wyatt Spencer knelt before his wife in their luxurious hotel room Monday afternoon and pledged that upon their return to Los Angeles he would make sure that his mother would keep her distance from her or anyone with the last name Forrester. “I can’t live without you. You’re the only thing that matters to me,” said the former mama’s boy, justifiably nervous that his wife’s bloodshot eyes meant she had reached her breaking point in their marriage. According to reports Steffy Spencer had forbid her mother-in-law Quinn Fuller from going near anyone in her family. It appears Fuller violated the terms of that decree by have a romantic relationship with Eric Forrester, Spencer’s grandfather.
Earlier that morning witnesses standing outside the Monte-Carlo hotel confirmed to reporters that Spencer saw a woman and her grandfather locked in a passionate embrace. After Forrester departed in a waiting car Spencer approached the woman (whose back was turned and thus not immediately identifiable). Fearing discovery Fuller took off running when she recognized her daughter-in-law’s voice. What came next was a frantic foot chase through the scenic town of Monte Carlo.
“There was a woman chasing another woman in a big hat,” said an onlooker who claims to have witnessed Spence, push her mother-in-law violently to the ground before realizing her true identity.
The two women were then seen in a public park engaged in a screaming match where sources allege an enraged Spencer lost all control when she learned that Fuller had been having sex with her grandfather.
Steffy Spencer trying not to vomit at the thought of her grandfather and Quinn Fuller having sex.
Disgusted by what she had just uncovered Spencer retreated to her hotel room to look out from the balcony with deep sadness. It was there, sources believe, that upon returning Spencer’s husband could immediately feel the hammering vibration of the final nail his mother had just banged into his already shaky relationship. “If this is what you need then this is what you’ll get. Whatever it takes.” said Mr. Spencer before quickly imploring with his wife not to let his brainsick mother interrupt their routine of taking hundreds of pictures and posting them to her many social media accounts.
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